Be the 1000th person to sign up and place an ad.

We want you to sell your gear here on Kaaktus. Our classifieds are faster, prettier and have 39% fewer dooshes than gumtree or other leading classifieds*. We don’t put barriers up to stop you contacting people. We don’t spam your email. We don’t waste your time solving gay captchas or registering an account if you just want to find stuff. Find it faster with Kaaktus.

*Figures based on general observed doosh behaviour assessed over a two year period.

Kaaktus classifieds Australia

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Chances of NOT winning the BMW

TERMS AND CONDITIONS

  • The car will be given to the 1000th person to create an account and place a legitimate ad on Kaaktus
  • Ads selling undies, inflatable dongs or magic beans are not counted. 
  • People creating more than one account will be visited by the Kaaktus Ninja Assasin Squad in the near future
  • Those surviving the surprise visit are invited to join the squad. It’s B.Y.O nunchaku
  • The car is given free hold, unencumbered and unregistered. Uninsured, undriven and possibly undead.
  • Vehicle given away may not match illustration above. Illustration above is to mislead you into thinking it was a new BMW
  • Vehicle given away may have all the following but not limited to : dings, dents, scratches, holes, rattles and unpaid fines.
  • BMW to be given away has an automatic number plate concealment grille and goes 0 – 100km/h in 3.1 seconds. 
  • Recipient of prize vehicle is advised that McDonalds and some fuel outlets in Penrith, NSW will not serve you due to the above mods
Be the 1000th person to sign up

Place an Ad : Win a BMW 

We want you to sell your gear here on Kaaktus. Our classifieds are faster, prettier and have 39% fewer dooshes than gumtree or other leading classifieds*. We don’t put barriers up to stop you contacting people. We don’t spam your email. We don’t waste your time solving gay captchas or registering an account if you just want to find stuff. Find it faster with Kaaktus.

*Figures based on general observed doosh behaviour assessed over a two year period.

Kaaktus classifieds Australia

%

Chances of NOT winning the BMW

TERMS AND CONDITIONS

  • The car will be given to the 1000th person to create an account and place a legitimate ad on Kaaktus
  • Ads selling undies, inflatable dongs or magic beans are not counted. 
  • People creating more than one account will be visited by the Kaaktus Ninja Assasin Squad in the near future
  • Those surviving the surprise visit are invited to join the squad. It’s B.Y.O nunchaku
  • The car is given free hold, unencumbered and unregistered. Uninsured, undriven and possibly undead.
  • Vehicle given away may not match illustration above. Illustration above is to mislead you into thinking it was a new BMW
  • Vehicle given away may have all the following but not limited to : dings, dents, scratches, holes, rattles and unpaid fines.
  • BMW to be given away has an automatic number plate concealment grille and goes 0 – 100km/h in 3.1 seconds. 
  • Recipient of prize vehicle is advised that McDonalds and some fuel outlets in Penrith, NSW will not serve you due to the above mods