Russell the Lawn Mowing God
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Russell mows the lawn so good at my place we once had a visit from the secret service. The men with dark glasses and uzis in their drawers whispered to me quietly… “How the f*&*k does Russell get that lawn so picture perfect.” The only reply I could muster was that Russell just appears like an apparition once a week, does some sort of serenade along the front yard and bam a lam it’s like a lawn bowls green except smoother. Two of my girlfriends have run off with Russell due to his raw male sex appeal. I wasn’t angry though, because they have moved along to greener pastures. Russell is a superior lawn mowing man in every way. I am only thankful he chose my girls to steal.
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